{"id":1439,"date":"2010-12-01T14:29:42","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T04:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/?p=1439"},"modified":"2010-12-01T14:29:42","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T04:29:42","slug":"bad-design-ruined-my-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2010\/12\/01\/bad-design-ruined-my-lunch\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Design Ruined my Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Bad design #1<\/h3>\n<p>Someone installed a smoke-alarm on my kitchen ceiling. It means it has false alarms when I am frying, unless it is well  vented. <\/p>\n<h3>Bad design #2<\/h3>\n<p>Once smoke-alarm it is going, the only way to shut it up is to get a ladder and remove the battery or to get a fan to slowly clear the air. There is no reset button.<\/p>\n<h3>Bad design #3<\/h3>\n<p>My kitchen stove has a range-hood, to blow the smoke away from the stove. But it doesn&#8217;t have a chimney or any vent to outside, so it just blows the smoke in the only direction it can&#8230; straight into my face. Some people don&#8217;t believe me until I demonstrate it to them. <\/p>\n<p>It is a terribly unpleasant way to cook, so I don&#8217;t use that. I just open a couple of windows. Normally that&#8217;s enough.<\/p>\n<h3>Bad design #4<\/h3>\n<p>Today it wasn&#8217;t enough. The shrill alarm went off, annoying both me and the neighbourhood (because my windows are all open). I rushed off to get a fan to vent the smoke out the window&#8230; leaving my spatula on the fry pan.<\/p>\n<p>But my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2010\/04\/16\/spatula-silly\/\">spatula is thermo-plastic<\/a>, and when I got back and lifted it from the frying pan I found a puddle of black plastic with thin wispy strands of nylon covering my food.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s how bad design ruined my lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad design #1 Someone installed a smoke-alarm on my kitchen ceiling. It means it has false alarms when I am frying, unless it is well vented. Bad design #2 Once smoke-alarm it is going, the only way to shut it up is to get a ladder and remove the battery or to get a fan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1445,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions\/1445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}