{"id":1525,"date":"2011-04-07T10:22:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T00:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2011-04-12T15:56:01","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T05:56:01","slug":"post-mortem-wake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2011\/04\/07\/post-mortem-wake\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Mortem Wake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a minor codicil to add to my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2008\/02\/17\/using-facebook-against-your-will\/\">virtual<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2006\/01\/06\/it-is-what-julian-would-have-wanted\/\">will<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Three months after my death (or presumed death, as appropriate), mourners should meet for a simple and austere memorial service, to mark how long I <em>would<\/em> have lived, had I never suffered the lifetime of stress induced by cheap cable-connectors falling out of their sockets and causing (apparent) hard-drive, network, audio, video and automotive failures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three months after my death, mourners should meet for a simple and austere memorial service to mark a special occasion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1528,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions\/1528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}