{"id":203,"date":"2006-03-11T09:58:44","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T22:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2006\/03\/11\/the-french-job\/"},"modified":"2006-03-11T09:59:26","modified_gmt":"2006-03-10T22:59:26","slug":"the-french-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2006\/03\/11\/the-french-job\/","title":{"rendered":"The French Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reminded of an old incident recently.<\/p>\n<p>I was walking back to my accommodation after a long day at a festival in the south of France. In a quiet back-street of a university, I saw an Italian couple who I had met, very briefly, earlier that night.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember the exact words, but I said &#8220;Hello, again&#8221; and the guy immediately got very defensive, &#8220;Do you have a problem with us?&#8221; he demanded.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uh, no, not at all! We met in the beer tent. I saw you playing the guitar. You are very good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He relaxed immediately, and we had a brief chat. &#8220;Where are you from?&#8221; he asked. When I said &#8220;Australia&#8221;, I was amazed by the happy reaction. &#8220;Australia! Australia!&#8221; the guy cried, and came up close and shook my hand vigourously! &#8220;Australia? Good for you!&#8221; said the woman, circling me with glee, patting me on the back and tugging at my t-shirt. <\/p>\n<p>They were clearly big fans of Australia! We parted ways, me with a smile on my face at the funny little interaction we had had &#8211; initially suspicious, but joyful at the end.<\/p>\n<p>I had walked on for another five minutes before I realised the truth&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The in-your-face vigorous handshake? The technique was familiar to me; I have used a similar methods to distract people while performing sleight-of-hand magic.<\/p>\n<p>The back-patting and t-shirt tugging? That would have exposed access to my back pockets.<\/p>\n<p>I had just been done over by a co-ordinated team of pickpockets!<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately for me, I had nothing in my back pockets. My wallet was safe in a zipped-up, hidden, front pocket. Nothing was stolen.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I wasn&#8217;t smiling any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation in the back-streets of a French university leaves me smiling&#8230; at first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[23,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-based-on-a-true-story","category-story-telling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}