{"id":362,"date":"2007-04-03T09:54:52","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T23:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2007\/04\/03\/draft-sms-messages\/"},"modified":"2007-10-07T19:55:02","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T09:55:02","slug":"draft-sms-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2007\/04\/03\/draft-sms-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"Draft SMS messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Real SMS text messages I cleaned up from my phone&#8217;s draft folder today:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Apple<\/li>\n<li>Ohiogogio<\/li>\n<li>[an Irish phone number without any context]<\/li>\n<li>Running 10<\/li>\n<li>Seas<\/li>\n<li>Sounds good. Fri session sold out so we should buy tickets first and eat nearby. 5:30ish? I won&#8217;t be very hungry that early&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>930##thu feb<\/li>\n<li>A5<\/li>\n<li>No!<\/li>\n<li>Jan 6 Kylie<\/li>\n<li>Am on my way but running 15 min late sorry<\/li>\n<li>3*3 inches<\/li>\n<li>To same phone could compress madly &#8212; any phone that recognises the header. To do time lapse. By month. Midday. Of course the back work. Timeline. Calendar feed for juggling yet. Timeline software for word press.<\/li>\n<li>5 AR 20 RL ? AM<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I post this now, so if I die suddenly strange circumstances, you can convince the police that, no, I wasn&#8217;t murdered by terrorists trying to to get to the secret formula on my phone. I don&#8217;t want police resources wasted on trying to decode it. Hell, I wrote all those messages and I only vaguely remember the meaning of about half of them. <\/p>\n<p>Still, perhaps I will remember the others when my head clears from the ohiogogio pills!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I post this now, so if I die suddenly strange circumstances, you can convince the police that, no, I wasn&#8217;t murdered by terrorists trying to to get to the secret formula on my phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[371],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts-from-the-shower","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}