{"id":86,"date":"2005-09-19T18:46:08","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T08:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/?p=86"},"modified":"2005-09-19T18:47:15","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T08:47:15","slug":"making-yourself-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2005\/09\/19\/making-yourself-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"Making Yourself Heard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- UnMarkedDown_2_01132526431--><\/p>\n<p>Speech-enabled IVR technology is in the growth phase.<\/p>\n<p>Translated, this means that it is becoming more likely that your bank or insurance company&#8217;s phone system will no longer ask you to &#8220;Press 1 to open a new account&#8221;, but instead will ask you to &#8220;To open a new account, say &#8216;new account&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I see a business opportunity here that none of the corporations seems to be seizing.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine how few people would close their accounts if the system prompted them: &#8220;To close your account, say in a loud and clear voice, &#8216;Nothing but a black lace bra and matching panties! Now, what are <em>you<\/em> wearing?&#8217;  To register a complaint say &#8220;Shhh, darling! He might hear us talking!&#8217;  To speak to an operator say &#8216;No, while I take my medication, I don&#8217;t feel the urge to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/2005\/09\/13\/judging-the-wordpress-google-sitemap-plugins-redux\/\">interfere with elephants<\/a> any more.'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speech-enabled IVR technology is in the growth phase.  I see a business opportunity here that no-one else seems to be seizing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[30,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-thoughts-from-the-shower"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somethinkodd.com\/oddthinking\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}