OddThinking

Do we really need to operate?

Mr. World, our teacher, divided our class into groups and gave us a difficult assignment to do. Some project about climate or something. He warned us it was worth a large part of our assessment.

So we all agreed to meet at Denmark’s house (Man, that took a while to organise; most of the term was already done by the time we did.) We started divvying up the work – there was a lot of studying to do – and that’s when the arguments started.

When I was at high-school, I choose a subject I was very good at, and then I deliberately turned up to the exam late…

Here’s a little anatomy practical you can try at home.

Relax your face, and then calmly say the words “Double-you Tee Eff” out aloud. Note which muscles are used.

Now, repeat the experiment, but this time say the words “What the fuck?” out aloud.

Have you ever considered the strengths and weaknesses of the people you know?

If you value your sense of humour, or if you value mine, you won’t read this post. It doesn’t end well.

I have broken the law five times. What I did is a secret.

Do you think that a combination of heavy metal poisoning from a combination of Gold, Silver and Copper, introduced through the water-supply, could have a psychotropic effect?

This seemed very funny to me, when I thought of it during the haze of waking up this morning. However, I need independent verification.

Why is “killing two birds with one stone” such a desirable attribute?