OddThinking

A friend has suffered from mass layoffs at his company. However, it is 2007, and there is a Facebook group for all the ex-employees to join and offer each other support…

Okay, shhh! Listen up! Everyone, shush!

Here’s what we are going to do….

I hate trying to be funny to a deadline.

Step-By-Step Instructions on how to invoke the greatest ever feature of the old Wyse terminals, plus a bonus extra: a re-enactment on your very own modern display!

During an interminable math lecture I realised the solution that was going to make me my second million dollars.

The challenge is to calculate every integer value between 0 and 100 using only the number 4.

As further evidence that I am a sad, sad nerd, I proffer a story from a long, long, long time ago, that I really should have let go by now.

Dear developers of my next email client,

Let me tell you about all the names of my friend.

I am going to talk about three embodiments of the same paper-and-scissors magic trick, from the downright silly to the impressive to the illegal.

Then I will finish up with some discussion about the policies of the Reserve Bank of Australia.

A new idea for a house-cleaning franchise business: We charge only a quarter as much as a regular house-cleaner, but that’s because we don’t actually clean.